"horses"

It's amazing what you can learn from Wikipedia if you just stop reading a sentence partway through.  

so i guess these're like. mostly true facts, collected together with these things i've drawn which, I guess, on average, are mostly horse more than anything else

Thanks to Jeremy Obuder's HTML5 Reader for designing a far better way to read this nonsense than a PDF file you'd scroll through. Additional thanks to Sol for creating a guide to hacking EZM Reader so I named all my files real good.

This zine was first published in November, 2019. Dang!!!